Nbc timeless quotes8/7/2023 "The stutter got so bad I was taken out of my grade and put in the special class, held in the boiler room. That's the Devil's temperature!" -Kenneth, Season 2, Episode 10 Hahaha! I'm just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do." -Tracy, Season 2, Episode 8 "I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. "Lemon, what happened? Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleepwalk here?" -Jack, Season 2, Episode 7 "Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?" -Tracy, Season 2, Episode 6 Gosh, we gotta update these forms." -Jack, Season 2, Episode 5 "Look how Greenzo's testing! They love him in every demographic-colored people, broads, fairies, commies. "Never go with a hippie to a second location." -Jack, Season 2, Episode 4 "Lemon, women your age are more likely to get mauled at the zoo than get married." -Jack, Season 2, Episode 1 You can read about that on the Interweb." -Tracy, Season 1, Episode 20 Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors, but Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell and Gordon from Sesame Street, they're members too, and they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. "The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful Black Americans. "I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness." -Jack, Season 1, Episode 19 "Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. what was the question?" -Tracy, Season 1, Episode 17 I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap." -Jack, Season 1, Episode 15 "Lemon, I would like to teach you something. And if you're trying to harvest my organs and sell them, I have an uncle who's a cop so don't even try it." -Liz, Season 1, Episode 11 If you're a gay guy looking for a beard, I don't do that anymore. And I'm not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. "I don't have any money if that's what you're after. "Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he's gonna kill you and then he's gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us." -Liz, Season 1, Episode 9 What am I, a farmer?" -Jack, Season 1, Episode 7 "I am a stabbing robot." -Tracy, Season 1, Episode 7 You eat a pound of rat crap every year without even knowing it, huh?" -Dennis, Season 1, Episode 6 "You know there are 17 million rats per person in Manhattan. "No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama." -Liz, Season 1, Episode 5 "So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week." -Tracy, Season 1, Episode 4 "Those shoes are definitely bi-curious." -Jack, Season 1, Episode 3 "Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets." -Tracy, Season 1, Episode 1 Relive some of the best 30 Rock moments below, and by all means, let's keep this going in the comments. The only rule: Each of the entries had to work as a standalone quote, sans context, which in most cases, made them even funnier. I spent the past few weeks culling through my favorites to come up 100 of the very best lines-from the weird to the wonderful to the wonderfully weird. If 30 Rock has been a bit uneven in recent seasons, the one thing that remained a constant was the hilarious, quotable lines that the show's talented writing team would sprinkle into each episode. Well, the big day is finally here: Tonight we'll watch Liz, Jack, and the rest of the TGS gang say their final goodbyes. Vintage Architecture Postcards Authors on Keeping a Journal Gorgeous 1900s Film Frames
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